= Late Ming Dynasty =
It is recorded that
the late Ming dynasty was plagued by war.
Only a village deep in the peach forest survived the wars.
When a rare lunar eclipse occurred,
strange Crop Circles started to appear.
This phenomenon granted the villagers great powers
such as telepathy, teleportation, the Midas touch, and so on.
The leader of the village was very grateful
for such a blessing,
so he cast forth the tokens of time,
and asked the villagers to go forth
and to protect the outside world with their powers.
But some of the villagers chose to serve evil with their powers,
this choice caused them to then lose their powers.
Only those who were just
could pass these powers to their descendants.
Several centuries passed,
their descendants who bring love and happiness to people
can rightfully be known as the Guardians.
= Love Is in the Air =
= Episode 1 =
This is a city of love,
the smell of love floats in the air.
People fall in love in every second.
The rest of the world is the background of their love.
Oh dear God,
is it not cruel for the single people?
I'm just kidding! Don't be so serious.
Even though there are happy couples everywhere,
I, Jiang Yiyi,
don't have a care in the world!
I decide to avoid all of this love and stay single
to prove that though I'm already 29 years old,
I can still be happy, even all by myself!
= Single Level 1: Go Shopping Alone =
I used to go shopping with my ex,
but now I feel more at ease shopping alone.
I can eat whatever I want,
with no one telling me what to do.
= Single Level 2: Watch Movies Alone =
I used to watch boring movies
and bad movies just for my ex.
But now I watch whatever I want!
Also, when you sing karaoke by yourself,
no one jumps the queue, no one cuts your song.
I get to be center stage all the time.
= Single level 9: Eat Hotpot Alone =
Eating hotpot alone is very liberating.
I can have my food as spicy as I want.
3 cans of beer, 5 bowls of sauce,
I can have as much as I want.
This is my way of living my life
and it's absolutely amazing.
My name is Fang Muye, I'm 24.
This is the 9th year of my Guardian Internship.
I find the exact places to help people
to gather points for my Good Deeds Card.
I'm already very good at that.
Even though I have my doubts
about the origin of the powers I inherited,
I do have superhuman powers.
My hat!
Oh boy...
Can't I just enjoy a cup of coffee?
Bad luck leaves, good luck comes.
Everything is possible.
Unfortunately,
I have yet to meet
the one I should truly protect.
I'm afraid that I would manage to
to save everyone, except the one that mattered.
Hey, you're here!
Didn't you say this clock was making noise?
Why is it quiet now?
Why isn't it ever accurate?
I do good things everyday,
isn't that enough?
Young man, have a bit more patience!
Look at yourself,
you're not as eager as you were before.
Remember how active you once were?
Everyday, you hoped to do more than 80 good deeds!
But the last 2 years?
Hardly anything!
How can you blame me?
I've been stuck for nine years.
Unfortunately,
the Intern Guardian Regulations are not so simple.
Pay more attention to the people around you,
maybe the one that you should be protecting
is hiding right under your nose.
Off you go now, do your good deeds!
Hey. Hey!
Just my luck!
= Single Level 10: Go to the Hospital Alone =
How could I get an appendicitis?
I never thought that this was a part of being single,
go to the hospital alone.
Miss, I'm sorry. -Yes?
There are many patients in line today,
please wait here.
This is the paperwork, please fill out.
We'll proceed once you have finished it.
Okay.
Severe cases may result in shock, which can be fatal.
Death?!
Gigi is never ever there for me when it counts!
= Good Deeds Card =
3 left.
The hospital should be perfect!
Okay, let's go!
Don't catch a cold!
Thank you!
Pleasure. Where to?
To the toilet over there.
Okay.
My name is Jiang Yiyi.
If you get this message,
or if my surgery fails to save me,
please tell my family members
that today is the 781st day of me being single.
I don't have a single reliable friend.
And I will die alone, in the operating room.
I'll help you.
Is 20 minutes enough?
You are?
She ...She look so familiar.
Listen up son, your clock went off today.
Go check the location that I sent to you!
I saw it.
But I'm stuck in traffic now, I can't move!
Don't miss this one!
Who knows when this person will appear for you again!
Drive!
What?
Yiyi!
Drive! I said drive!
Yiyi!
Tell me, if I didn't ask you today,
when were you going to tell me about America?
I've been super busy.
I was waiting for things to settle down, then I'd tell you.
Okay, then you tell me right now!
Should I wait another two years for you?
I've been chasing this opportunity for years,
I can't pass up this huge chance!
Listen to me,
I will go there first to arrange everything,
then I will bring you there!
Two years,
every two years means two more years,
Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen...
I don't want to wait for your anymore!
We should break up.
Pull over!
Let me out.
Why is my vision blurry?
Did I drop my contact lenses?
Have you seen my contact lenses?
How can I get home like this? -What's she doing?
Where are my contact lenses?
My hair!
Crap!
There you go.
No more, he's not around anymore!
I couldn't sleep well,
and wash hair comfortably.
I don't need to watch the games through the night,
or try to lose weight.
I can eat whatever I want,
do whatever I like.
Right, I'm free now.
Bye.
Is she crazy or something?
Are you really the one?
Fate tends to run on its own time.
The more you hate it, the harder it is to escape.
You're not seriously saying that that woman is the one?
If you have any doubts,
we could ask the Almighty for some advice.
What?
Some coin!
Gotta pay up if you want some advice!
Find a mole on the 3 positions:
Left ear, foot, chest.
Crap it really is her!
Let's, let's make a deal,
how about we find someone else with three moles?
Boy, you think that this is like buying milk at the store?
If you don't like strawberry,
you switch for chocolate?
I like plain too!
Are you messing with me?
= Outpatient =
Where am I?
You woke up!
The surgery was a success.
You slept for several days.
The surgery?
I didn't sign the papers,
how could you do it without my approval?
A gentleman said he was your friend and signed it for you.
He stayed here for you the whole night.
A gentleman?
I'll help you.
= Can you send our picture to me? =
= Why? You miss me? =
= Your jerk! =
= I'll send it now. =
= What are you doing? =
= Missing you. =
Oh shit! I sent it to the wrong person!
You wanted to see me?
Bro!
This is your gym?
My gym? It's your gym too!
I've already told you,
I will pay you back for all the financial help you gave me!
I present, the Mu-Xing Gym!
You see, people have money now,
they know it's important to stay healthy.
Our gym is open to be used, 24 hrs a day.
It's gonna be big!
It's perfect for the crazy life you live,
doing good deeds
and helping others all the day.
But, since we just opened for business,
we must consider the CP ratio.
Why don't you move back into the city,
and help me out?
You can be our coach for now.
You can go when I get someone full time!
How will you pay me?
Pay you? You want me to pay you?
Of course!
You son of a gun!
Today is Valentine's day!
Valentine's day!
Come on!
Valentine's day?
Why is that important?
Why is that important? Go ask your girl out!
I don't have a girl.
Time to eat!
Come on come on!
Valentine's day...
Valentine's day meal!
I hate Valentine's day!
Try our Valentine's meal set!
Miss, wanna try our food?
Hello, try our Valentine's day meal!
Why is it so dry?
= Grazie Italian Restaurant =
=Romantic Meal for Two, Only＄ 999 ! =
999?
That's so stupid!
Listen here,
I can eat, but I can't drink or hit on girls!
You are so lame!
You're still young, why are you wasting youth?
Miss, are you alone?
We also have meals for one.
Special price.
I think you'll like it.
-Thanks. -Meal for one?
Come on, let's go eat, I'm hungry.
You are?
Hello, one ramen with an egg, medium is okay.
Okay!
And an iced latte, no ice, easy on the milk.
Okay!
Hello, give me the pork chop.
Easy on the oil and salt.
No garlic!
And go easy on the vinegar!
Okay!
They say that the older a woman gets,
the more she knows exactly what she wants.
Even for dinner they know exactly what they want!
Thankfully, I'm still young.
Hello, one ramen!
Just the normal one please.
Okay!
Here, please enjoy!
Thanks.
Too blurry, zoom in a little...
One, two, three, four!
There's somebody for everybody.
You just haven't met them yet.
Everybody, welcome to my restaurant!
A meeting symbolizes fate, a fate that is destined.
Our dishes here...
Who's kicking me?
He's cute.
My husband and I have been together for 20 years,
all because of these noodles.
Nice, you got a hot girl!
I got nobody.
You don't want girls, let's switch!
Eat noodles with your soulmate!
So today,
everybody meets the lover they were fated to love!
You, normal ramen girl.
Come on take your seat.
Thank you.
Here.
Good!
There's somebody for everybody.
You just haven't met them yet.
A mole on the left ear...
Alright everyone, turn back!
First, introductions!
Go!
I, I'll go first.
Hello, I'm Cao Guodong, 31 years old.
I work in the bank.
I have a car, a house,
and a Master's Degree.
Wow...
Okay, next!
I'm Meng Sizhuo, 27 years old.
I studied Financial Management at the University of Melbourne.
I now work for the Bank of Singapore.
For investments, just call me.
Okay!
Didn't you go to the New Zealand Language Institute?
They're so close, it's practically the same.
Just like Beijing and Tangshan.
One year of seafood and Japanese sake.
They will be all yours to take,
all free of charge!
However,
don't get too excited!
I have one condition.
If you find somebody that you really like
and you two would like to kiss,
then it's all yours!
Little Miss Normal Ramen,
my intuition says that you will win!
Really?
It could be you, too!
Or the one that you have feelings for.
Fate is such a wonderful thing.
Watch me.
Sorry, I'm busy.
Okay, definitely not.
My friend's here.
So conservative.
Come on.
Alright, I guess she will do.
Oh no, please no...
And the kiss has been made!
We have our winners!
Here!
Your reward!
A meal for two!
But the coupon can only be cashed in
when you are both here together.
I hope to see the both of you here the next time!
I wish you both all the best!
No... it's, this is a mistake!
I like women, not guys! Really!
You explain to them!
Don't ruin my date!
Come on!
There's somebody for everybody.
You just haven't met them yet.
I'm so sorry!
I promise I won't call a false alarm again.
I'll talk to my roommate,
and him, too!
If that's all, then we'll head out.
Actually there is something.
Do you think that maybe
she got abducted or something
and was forced to write this?
You're right, that's nuts...
Never mind.
Happy Valentine's Day!
-I won't keep you. -No more false alarms!
Yes, sir! Thank you so much!
Thank you again.
Yiyi,
sorry again for leaving without telling you again.
I know that you would not approve of it.
But this time, I'm sure it's really true love.
Wish me the best! Gigi.
She was just the perfect roommate!
A man came along, and she split.
Now I have to keep the dog and clean up after him!
What was she thinking?
She took all the shoes and left 20 boxes!
She even took the shoes I just bought!
Why is my heart pounding again?
What is all this crap?
Massage? English tutor? Escort?!
What the...
There's even one for a gym.
Open 24 hrs a day?
What the heck?!
Goodness!
Why won't it shut off?
No water!
Why is this happening to me?
24 hours...
Mu-Xing gym.
What the...
Who turned it off?
= Time Left: 00:00 =
A timer?
Well, I'm done anyways.
♪ You'll reach the stars and touch the clouds ♪
♪ But let me keep these beautiful memories ♪
♪ Without you ♪
♪ Can anyone replace you? ♪
♪ There's another ending to this story ♪
A mole on the chest...
Pervert!
This is the male changing room!
You didn't mark it clear enough!
Crazy woman.
Fate tends to run on its own time.
The more you hate it, the harder it is to escape.
Hello, madam.
Miss Jiang,
Gigi said that you will continue to live there?
You got yourself a new roommate?
It's best to not be on your own.
It's fine, I can take care of myself.
The thing is,
the rent of all the houses in your area not as good as yours
has gone up.
So we will have to raise yours too.
How much?
Starting next month,
an extra 2,000.
It's a sought-after house after all.
But if you continue to stay,
I can give you a discount, 1,800.
Okay, I get it.
Everything always goes up, except the salary!
It's so unfair!
What the...
Gigi was loud and noisy,
but now that she's gone it's too scary to live alone.
And rent went up,
I need to find a roommate.
I gotta post the ad by tomorrow.
I can hear her thoughts when I'm close to her?
Looks like she really is my ward.
If I can work fast,
and fill my card,
then I can finish my task faster,
and Grandma can wake up sooner.
= For Rent =
Must have a decent job, no bad habits, must be clean.
Must be single, and won't bring men home for fun.
Can't have strange religions.
Maybe I'm being too strict?
Will I scare people off?
Congratulations!
I'll rent it!
What are you doing?
Were you stalking me?
Pleased to meet you,
I'm Fang Muye.
When can I move in,
and start living there?
What's the matter with you?
Did you even read my requirements?
Here try the others,
any one of them.
Alright, then what are your requirements?
Are you illiterate or something?
You must be a girl!
A girl!
Are you a girl?
I'm warning you,
don't touch my ad!
Rent the others,
there's plenty.
And stop following me!
I can't believe you still had the guts to call me.
Sorry, I know you'll forgive me!
Just give me a chance to explain okay?
You'd better give me a good explanation,
or make up a really good story.
I'm not lying!
You really should be happy for me.
One week ago,
James asked if I would go to Australia with him.
Who's James?
I didn't tell you?
He's the dentist that I met a week ago.
You know, it was love at first sight!
He cleaned my teeth,
and then kissed me all together.
So romantic!
Gross! Save the details.
How come you can fall in love so easily with someone?
You should really let go of the past you know!
If you ask me, this is an opportunity for you
to have a new roommate,
you should really pick a guy!
Absolutely not!
Not happening!
What's wrong?
Someone knocked on the door.
I saw the ad, can I take a look?
I think it's a guy.
But my ad says it's girl-only.
Is it a man?
Open the door, open the door!
I wanna see what he's like!
Hello!
You again?!
For you.
Nice shoulder, beautiful eyes, and long legs...
You're being gross!
I have to go, bye-bye!
Hey hey hey! Where are you going?
What's this?
These are...earring slippers.
If your earrings drop onto the ground,
and you can't find them,
the slippers will suck them up for you,
so you don't lose them.
What? Those are my leftovers.
You eat this normally?
They are the Hermès of instant noodles!
Stop touching my stuff!
I never eat instant noodles.
Good for you.
Get away from my fridge!
What the heck is this?
This thing is for chopping vegetables,
such as onions and stuff.
Cutting onions always makes your eyes watery
and if your back gets itchy,
you can scratch it no problem.
Really convenient,
and you can cook.
I haven't permitted you to visit.
Isn't it rude to be nosing around like this?
I'm here to check out the house,
I have the right to look around.
Not working.
I know. -Fix it.
Lazy Fun Company?
People are lazy enough.
Now you're teaching them to be worse?
Are you trying to help them or hurt them?
But doesn't the world develop because of lazy people?
The IPhone, iMac, all invented by lazy people!
People didn't like to walk, so they invented cars,
the elevator,
they even invented the airplane.
Your body is not fat,
but there's a fat woman living inside you.
Remote control in the fridge.
You always eat food that's expired.
Your wardrobe is a complete mess.
You are hopeless.
Stop staring at me.
I'll rent it.
Is this enough money?
I can pay you more.
When did I agree to this?
This is a nice house.
What makes you think
you're the only one who wants to rent it?
That's some strange weather we are having,
this rainstorm will last for days.
It's too scary at night time.
Hey listen,
can you move in tonight?
Tonight?
The sooner the better!
Fine. Works for me.
Thank you!
Can I use your bathroom?
That way. You want some light?
No, thanks.
Go straight.
You have a dog?!
What's wrong?
Gulu!
You're afraid of dogs?
No way!
I'm allergic.
He's my ex-roommate's dog.
You...
still want to move in right?
He's a small dog.
That's small?!
It says here we cannot stay with dogs.
They have sharp noses,
and we smell different.
Then why do you still want to move in?
= Good Deeds Card =
= Help Jiang Yiyi solve the roommate problem =
I'm getting my work done.
In just three short months,
I'll finish what others need decades to do.
That's called cheating!
You can't blame me if there's a glitch in the system.
You know that my ultimate goal
is to help Grandma wake up.
The card's not important.
What's important is protecting your ward
and making her happy!
Only by completing your designated mission,
can you ever hope to realize your ultimate goal.
= Lazy Fun =
Hurry up! Shoes!
Only one minute left!
You are almost late!
Your dress! Let me help!
Tights, really?
Lipstick!
Good, go go go!
If you are an ordinary girl like me,
then you know the fear of getting fat
if you eat a lot late at night.
So, after going to the bathroom in the morning,
we weigh ourselves naked,
to check our true weight.
But
it's easy to take off your clothes,
hard to cleanse your colon, right?
This Smart Toilet can tell us
the exact amount of excretion
necessary for us to get the ideal weight.
Allow me to show you.
= Ignore me =
Every morning, we wash and brush,
then we go to the toilet.
The Smart Toilet!
Last night I ate fried chicken, hotpot and cake,
so today I feel fat.
Every time you finish doing your business,
it will tell you
you passed 5.48 kg,
your weight is 48.6 kg.
So, I wanna say...
Well, it's like...
It can help us know our weight accurately
in an effortless way.
That's all. Thank you.
Now I see
why our market share has been shrinking.
It's because your proposals
are senseless.
Next!
Vivian,
I'm just back from the business trip,
I didn't have enough time to organize the documents.
But I want to share my proposal with you
with a short video.
Thank you.
My proposal is like
the updated version of the Smart Toilet:
the Super Smart Health Consultant.
Good morning.
You've taken in more than 200,000 calories today,
please take in an even portion of protein and carbohydrates.
Your cardiopulmonary function
and blood circulation are normal.
Today's air quality is good.
Thank you.
How will you market your product?
Some product that is.
She's stealing my idea!
All she really had was a better video.
Good, give me your plan by Friday.
Okay.
Vivian,
maybe my proposal
was a little too...
too simple I guess.
But I have another idea, Super Sports Clothes!
Maybe I can tell you more
when you are free, okay?
Super Sports Clothes?
Where's your data?
Will it sell?
Have you consulted any fitness coaches?
Did any surveys in gyms or market research?
I... I can do it now!
Two days,
I give you two days.
Convince me with solid data at the next meeting.
If your proposal fails again,
then your team won't be getting any bonuses this month.
One more thing.
We are a professional innovation developer.
Pay more attention to your attire.
Especially the middle managers,
they should lead by example.
Dismissed.
Thank you, Vivian.
Gwen! Gwen!
What?
Isn't our company's name Lazy Fun?
Why is our new boss pushing us so hard?
Right.
She favors the new girl,
she doesn't even try to hide it!
We all know Angel's got connections.
Vivian's personal assistant Mr. Liang reminded us
that we're all invited to have a drink after work,
to welcome the new girl.
To drink?
Thrilled?
I'd love that!
Me too!
Cheers!
Welcome!
Thank you!
To you!
Thank you guys!
Your guys are great!
Yiyi.
My idea was really inspired by you.
I hope I can learn from you!
I'm flattered, flattered.
Take care of our new girl.
Thank you.
They say that you two graduated from the same school?
Really? What a coincidence!
Yiyi, you studied Economy too?
Then you must have attended Professor Steven's wedding!
Steven?
I don't remember him.
But I do remember the diner across the street.
Their noodles were amazing!
Remember? The one on the other side?
It's been forever,
but I still remember how good they were.
Yiyi, when did you graduate?
Perhaps you already graduated when I was admitted in.
The diner has been torn down for years.
It's gone!
You are so young! -Forget it!
Yiyi looks very young too.
She looks 20 something at most.
You sweet talker!
I am in my 20s, aren't I?
I'm 29, I am in my 20s!
-You're almost 30! -29, not 30 !
I thought you were much older than me.
Not “much older”.
Let's drink!
Come on! Cheers!
Thank you.
Drink some more, really.
We still have lots of food, right?
We need more beer. Waiter!
The gym will open any day now.
Pretty soon, we are going to be rich!
Now, drink with the future millionaire!
-Mr. Fang, cheers! -None for me,
I'm driving.
My bro doesn't drink.
No matter, I'll drink for him!
Cheers! -Cheers!
Come here!
Leave me alone!
Come on, beautiful!
Let's get a drink!
What are you doing?
Hey, missy, what are you doing?
You want to join us right?
Come on then!
Why are you trying to save others
when you are in danger yourself?
You are my responsibility now.
♪ Trying to handle the loneliness ♪
♪ Solitude is my constant companion ♪
♪ It's okay even if you aren't here ♪
♪ As long as I believe ♪
♪ That every relationship is a chance to grow ♪
♪ You'll reach the stars and touch the clouds ♪
♪ But let me keep these beautiful memories ♪
♪ Without you, can anyone replace you? ♪
♪ There's another ending to this story ♪
♪ There's another story without you ♪
♪ If I could reset my heart ♪
♪ Could I let the light back in? ♪
♪ So I could soar with the wind? ♪
♪ At least I loved you. ♪
♪ Now we must separate ♪
♪ Move on, move on. No one shall remember ♪
♪ The promise we made on a starry night ♪
♪ I will bury you deep in my heart ♪
♪ I know, baby, you aren't here anymore ♪
♪ I promise I will take care of myself ♪
♪ Alright, I'll stay a while. ♪